Since Christmas is right around the corner I thought it would be kinda cool to put together a list of Christmas gift ideas for the Geek in your life.
And trust me, this is in no way the a definitive list but I think it’s a pretty solid one and anything on here would make a true geek happy.
10. APPLE II
Oh sure, there are more powerful and better computers. But there isn’t a true geek out there who wouldn’t love one of these for Christmas. Besides, what better way for you to help the Geek in your life keep the memory of Steve Jobs alive than get them the computer that made him famous.
9. VIP Behind The Scenes Tour of Disneyworld
Ever wanted to know what Mickey does on his break? Or why Tinkerbell never runs out of pixie dust? And just where is Uncle Walt’s brain? Okay, maybe that last one is a bit weird even for me, but I can personally attest that going behind the scenes of Disneyworld is a must for any Disney loving geek!
8. Guy Version: Victoria Belmont and Felicia Day’s Autographed Pic
If you really want to make your Guy Geek happy get him a A personalized autographed picture of Victoria Belmont and Felicia Day. Just promise me you won’t get mad when he replaces that old wedding photo on his desk with it.
8. Girl Version: An Autographed Picture of Dr. Who (Matt Smith)
Guys? Don’t think you get all the fun. Make sure you get the Girl Geek in your life a picture of The Doctor. Oh! And yes, the same rules appies to you when you notice you’ve been replaced on the mantle.
7. Tickets to Comic-Con
I really should have to explain the epicness of this one. Oh sure, BlizzCon is awesome for the World of Warcraft or Diablo fans and E3 would be super cool. But EVERY geek worth his salt wants to go to the mecca of Geekdom and have a pick with their favorite slave girl.
6. R2D2
R2D2 one of the most loved characters from the Star Wars franchise. He’s even made special guest appearances in other movies like Close Encounters of The Third Kind and Star Trek! Not only that but this lil makes an awesome wingman! Not only can he fix up your XWing but he’ll make sure you always have a beer!
5. TRON Arcade Game
Awesome arcade games could be a post by itself. Between PacMan, Space Invaders, Astroids, Dragon’s Lair (What? Do NOT sit there and tell me you didn’t waste your lunch money trying to save Princess Daphne from the dragon!)
Anyways, I digress… Everyone knows that Geeks and Technology go together like Peanut Butter and Chocolate. Anyways, it’s way safer for them to play Light Cycles on an arcade game than in real life.
4. Spy Gear Spy Video TRAKR
I dare you to lie and deny ever wanting your very own remote control spy camera car. I just dare you! But just remember, it’s not a stealth car so those girls at the sorority house might hear it if you’re trying to plot winning the Greek Games.
3. The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force or The Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side
Really? You need an explanation?? Come on! It’s Star Wars! And you can be a Jedi or Sith Lord!? Need I say more?
2. Galaxy Nexus
Yeah, yeah.. I know. This one isn’t fair because the Galaxy Nexus isn’t even officially available yet. But let’s face it, if The Woz wanted a Nexus the EVERY Geek out there needs to have one!
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1. Slave Girl Bikini
Wait?? Don’t kill me on this one. Just trust me ladies. This will ultimately turn out to be a gift for you. Wear this and you’ll have every geeky guy in the world at your beck and call. And if you combine it with #7 who knows, the possibilities are endless!
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